What is the big deal about global warming? I like the summer.

I am with you on that one, every year the world is warming for about 6 months out of the year (about February - July). Except near the equator, there it is always just hot. Hot and humid.

After looking online it seems that the problem is that the earth likes summer too, and hasn't been cooling off for those other months (August - January) at the same rate it heats up. A good analogy would be my bank account. No, I think that would be a simile, or a corollary... Don't worry, I checked, it seems to be an analogy after all.

So back to my bank account. Just like the heat of the earth my money comes and goes, and if more comes then goes I have what is commonly called a surplus. Surpluses are good things; so we can deduce that global warming is actually good. No, that can't be right.

Well, actually it is more like a loan from Benny, you've seen him, he stands on the corner of Third and Main, always dressed in black leather. See, Benny is like a bank, but he packs heat, and if you don't return your surplus, then you get his heat, which is bad. This usually involves running for your life and laying low for a while.

On a global scale however this is not feasible. There are too many people for everyone to effectively lie low. As a result it is important to avoid global warming.

My post here clearly shows that there is much confusion in the world about global warming, so I have decided to enhance your quest for knowledge by further delving into the world of global warming for the next several posts.