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Friday, April 13, 2007

The REAL cause of global warming?

The previous theories are all just supposition, and need to be taken with a grain of salt. In reality there is some truth in all of the ideas, but only this one is 100% correct.

First, mankind is responsible for the current global warming. Second, it has nothing to do with carbon dioxide.

Global warming is occurring because of Hot Air. That is right, the world is getting warmer because the air is hotter. Some of you may be thinking I am backwards in saying this and have no proof, but I assure you I am right.

Just look at the graph below


Taken from: http://geology.com/news/images/global-warming-graph.jpg

This graph clearly shows that the cause of global warming is politics. It is well known that politicians are full of hot air (as well as other stuff). Increased political debate causes increased global temperatures due to the hot air emitting from capital buildings all over the world.

For example, the last major cooling trend occurred around 1940. This coincided with WWII. This was a time of action, not debate. Once the debate ended temperatures dropped. Then the war ended, filibuster ensued, and the temperatures have generally been climbing ever after.

The following chart looks even farther back.


Taken from: http://i2.tinypic.com/sb3drl.gif

Here several other political events can be seen which influenced the weather. Rome -- lots of debate, also Christianity missionary work, more debate, temperatures up. Fall of Rome, return of dictatorships, loss of free speech, temperatures down. Vikings -- people afraid to talk and give away their hiding places, temperatures down. Cathedrals -- these are much like modern day Walmarts, everybody used them, but nobody wanted it in their neighborhood (also the Cathedrals were publicly funded, more debate), hotter weather. Black death -- people too busy burring the dead to argue, cooler weather. The mini ice age was caused by the renaissance, everyone just jumped on the band wagon, no debate, no peer reviewed journals, no hot weather.

Then in the late 1700's The United States of America was formed, giving free speech to everybody. Revolution then spread to France, and Russia, and other places too.

As one last evidence that this is the true cause of global warming, consider the USA. It has sunny California, Florida, Arizona, all these hot places are in a free country with lots of debate. Russia has Siberia, and anyone with opinions contrary to the ruling party is 'disappeared.' Not lots of filibuster there. Lots of cold.

So, those of you who are concerned about global warming: "Shut up! You're making it worse!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Global Warming is a PR scam

Global Warming is a PR scam and nothing more. If it has the trapping of some kind
of religion it's because it has been marketed that way. IE Believe or perish.

Global Warming is a PR scam and attempts to dignify the "science" behind it as authentic is a sick joke to start with. Science generates an assumption then spends eternity trying to disprove it. Global Warming is a PR scam makes a demand then attempts to sell it.

Anonymous said...

The Real Cause of Global Warming

This is not the rocket science Al Gore would like to make it! The question; What the real causes of Global warming? has a simple, uncomplicated solution. Al Gore causes Global Warming. Even if his conclusions had an element of accuracy to them, genuine people of science always submit a hypothesis, then go about trying to disprove it.

Isaac Newton, who was able to define gravity, set a fine example. People have been working with his theories for hundreds of years without anyone objecting to any findings as long as they are legitimate. To question Al Gore’s theory of Global Warming is tantamount to blasphemy in many social circles. It has all the trappings of a religion!
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BadAnswer said...

Well, anonymous, if thats your real name, I don't appreciate comment spam. But then again it is, oddly enough, relevant. So, I guess it stays. I think I spelled out a pretty convincing case that politicians are the cause of global warming, and they definitely do their share of PR, and damage control. And Al Gore is/was a politician.

But to call global warming a scam! Did you not see that hockey stick shape graph. You can prove anything with graphs. They are that powerful. I didn't see many graphs on your website. I am not even asking for original material, I stole (borrowed) the graphs I used.

Well, I wish you luck in your endeavor. Based on the lack of graphs you will be needing lots of it.

Anonymous said...

First off. How do you, Anonymous, prove that there is NO global warming?.......Well?...No I didn't think you had an answer. Why do ignorant people like you believe the disinformation campaigns. You either have no sense of protection of humanity, or you have a serious death-wish, or you are just plain stupid. I presume you are American because about 50% of Americans don't care or don't believe in global warming. Which is half of the global problem. I am one of the Americans who has motivation to do something about this crisis. Truly it is people like you who cause global warming because of your ignorance. Even though the vast majority of us contribute, it is you who causes it. I don't see how you can continue on not believing when there are FACTS. And the definition of fact is as follows: something that actually exists; reality; truth. This is reality. You can't go on pretending there is no global warming. It is a major problem, and still loads of people carry on with their regular routines. They do not even try to be environmentally friendly. Even if you don't believe, you can still make changes to environmentally friendly things because they usually help reduce the amount of money you pay for bills and necessaries. It is just common sense. So THINK! The world frowns upon people like you.

There are disinformation campaigns out there whose goals are similar to yours. I wouldn't know what their, or your motives are because I am helping people solve global warming. But either you are a misinformed or you are part of a disinformation caimpaign. These disinformation caimpaigns try to make people think that global warming is a theory, and make them think that the theory is disputed. But it is not a theory. It is not disputed. There are one hundered some scientific documents on the subject of global warming. And not one of them disagrees. It is FACT. Reality. Actually exsists. And that truth is going to wipe out the human race if we don't do something major. And that is the fact you people do not accept and that is your fault.

Second, I realize, badanswer, that your article is a joke. I understand. Ha Ha.

But in the case that your article is not a joke, I would have to say the same thing as in the first two paragraphs about as I did about anonymous. But I do not want to type it again so please read the first two paragraphs if you didn't catch it all.

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