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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

What is DNA?

Why do you ask it? This is a question for the internet, but just for you here you go.

Well, as we all know, DNA stands for Definitely Not Attractive. Unless you meant DnA, which stands for Do not Abbreviate; this is an online gaming clan.

So, what is definitely not attractive? I will just give three examples.

First, naked mole rats. Those are ugly, very ugly. Actually, they are ANA, absolutely not attractive. So let me try again.

First, middle aged persons living in their parents basement playing online games (see DnA above).

Second, the Chevy Aveo. Perhaps I am just biased against small cars after spending my highschool days in a Chevy Sprint. But I doubt it, it is an unattractive car.

Third, (insert body part here) preserved in a jar after having it removed. Who was it who thought that was a good idea, DnA? The only way this would be cool is if you did the surgery yourself, and have the video evidence to back up that claim. Otherwise, regardless of what it is, tonsil, appendix, tumor, you are just broadcasting that in one way or another your body is a failure and couldn't get it right. Just like the rest of you.

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All information was pulled on the day of posting.

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