Are Girls Evil?

This is more of a philosophical question, not science, but I will do my best.

The answer is sometimes. I have seen on the internet the alleged "proof" that girls are evil. I will attempt to give it here.

Girls = time and money
It is known that time is money
Resulting in girls = money squared
Likewise money is the root of all evil
So, money squared = girls = evil

However, the "and" from the first line is more likely to mean addition, and not multiplication. This would lead to girls = money * 2. To get the equation to work you must multiply each side by money/2. This gives an end result of evil = Girls * Money/2 .

The end result is that girls with half your money are evil. So, girls are only evil if they get half your money.  So, the moral of the story is "don't pay for girls on dates, go dutch." 

Additional Notes:

High maintenance girls are money pits, which is the inverse of money, leaving evil = 1/2.  So, which half is evil?  I have no proof, but I think it is the half above the neck.

Also, in the case where a girl has no money evil would be zero.  This is because they can not afford to go on dates with you, seeing as how you won't pay for them (see above).  However, if you take the derivative of girls with respect to money then d evil/d money = Girls/2.  I didn't do well in calculus, but I think this means that the more money a girl gets, the more evil she becomes, at a rate of Girls/2.  Whatever that means.